Quotes

1. Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

2. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that's why it's called the present !!

3. Age doesn't always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone.

4. I am in shape. Round is the shape.

5. I plan for living forever. So far, so good.

6. Be realistic ! plan for a miracle.

7. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have any film.

8. Take my advice ! I don't use it anyway.

9. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

10. Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist change places (Milton Berle)

11. Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.

12. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

13. Since I gave up hope I feel much better.

14. The most difficult thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which bridge to burn.

15. I would like to be now what I was when I wanted to be what I’m now.

16. Life is what happens to you while you are making other plans (John Lenon).

17. Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have (Rabbi H. Schachtel) 

18. In two days tomorrow will be yesterday.

19. Never fear of trying something new. Remember, amateurs built Noah’s Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

20. Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away (Dorothy Parker).

21. It's not the years in your life that count, its the life in your years (Abraham Lincoln).

22. Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life (Confucious).

23. If you want to make a small fortune, start with a large one.

24. The problem with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how hard it is.

25. The wise old owl was sitting in an oak

The more he saw, the less he spoke

The less he spoke, the more he heard

God, please let me be more like this bird !